My name is Barb,
I bought an SRT Challenger last month, in red of course.
I had a flat tire onÂ the interstate 5, so I eased myÂ carÂ over to the shoulder of the road,Â carefully got out of theÂ carÂ and opened the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboardÂ men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of myÂ carÂ facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn’t believeÂ it! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to theÂ approaching drivers.
To my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men which made it safer forÂ me to work at the side of the road. Â And of course,Â traffic starts backingÂ up.
Everybody is tooting their horns and waving likeÂ crazy.
It wasn’t long beforeÂ a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of hisÂ carÂ andÂ starts walking towards me. I could tell he was not a happyÂ camper!
‘What’s going on here?’
‘MyÂ carÂ has a flatÂ tire’, Â I said calmly.
‘Well, what are thoseÂ obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?’
I couldn’t believeÂ that he didn’t know…
So I toldÂ him, ‘Helloooooo… those are myÂ Emergency Flashers.’