Month: June 2010

Watch what you say ?

Here at the car wash we enthusiastically greet our customers, Yesterday Brian didn’t quite finish his greeting as he turned to walk back to the cash register… Brian rang up the customers request then asked “do you have your green card?” The customer responded quite puzzled “you have to show your I’d to get a wash?” We …

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A Message from Alex

AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You …

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Barb’s flat tire

My name is Barb, I bought an SRT Challenger last month, in red of course. I had a flat tire on the interstate 5, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing …

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