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Trailer Trash

I want to be trailer trash.  They did not cause any of the problems that our country faces today.  They did not get mortgages they couldn’t afford.  They did not run banks to the ground with greed.  They did not use investors for their personal benefit.  They don’t even belong to the unions that ask …

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Speed Trap

Two Texas Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on Hwy 77, just south of  Kingsville, Tx. One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the town of Kingsville.The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour and climbing. The officer …

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Can you identify this car?

Rick, the new owner of this ’70 Duster is looking for information on his ride. The Oregon Plates were 70 PLY. Please look at the pictures and if you have seen this car here in the Northwest and know any information please contact him at PUCIUPAR@aol.com

Watch what you say ?

Here at the car wash we enthusiastically greet our customers, Yesterday Brian didn’t quite finish his greeting as he turned to walk back to the cash register… Brian rang up the customers request then asked “do you have your green card?” The customer responded quite puzzled “you have to show your I’d to get a wash?” We …

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A Message from Alex

AN ACTUAL CRAIG’S LIST PERSONALS AD To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown  Savannah  night before last. Date: 2009-05-27, 1 :43 a.m. E.S.T. I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You …

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Barb’s flat tire

My name is Barb, I bought an SRT Challenger last month, in red of course. I had a flat tire on the interstate 5, so I eased my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing …

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